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Post by Jeremiah Corbyn on Sept 30, 2015 22:05:54 GMT
JC and his new largened crew of 10 talk to the man claiming that he tried to help a damsel in distress, they take him down to the sheriff's office for further interrogation
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Post by Admin on Oct 1, 2015 14:20:08 GMT
'Hey hombre, I did my duty as a citizen, now I have work to do. I ain't committed no crimes - I don't need this - I thought this was America - I know my rights.' The man gets up to leave.
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Post by Jeremiah Corbyn on Oct 1, 2015 14:38:30 GMT
JC puts his hand on the mans shoulder,
"This is America and I have suspcision that you have robbed a damsel in distress sit down son or youll be doing Porridge for a long time, now tell me exactly what happened, if you don't go through in exact detail you'll be locked in a cell until we find this Lady and she can vouch for you"
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Post by Admin on Oct 1, 2015 15:33:48 GMT
'Who's suspicion? Yours? You're gonna arrest me on gut instinct? Fine Go ahead, I'll take it to the Supreme Court of Texas, and I'll take your badge with me.'
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Post by Jeremiah Corbyn on Oct 1, 2015 15:40:47 GMT
Do What you want kid you are not cooperating and wasting police time, thats a crime sonny jim
JC Puts the man in a cell and has one of his lackeys make sure he stays there
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Post by Admin on Oct 1, 2015 17:44:25 GMT
As he is thrown into a cell he shouts back: 'You're the one's wasting your own time, I'm here against my will for no reason, that is a crime. I have the right to remain silent under the Emancipation Proclamation. No, the other one, what is it..? The Declaration of Independence!'
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Post by Jeremiah Corbyn on Oct 2, 2015 17:04:12 GMT
JC Brings the lady back to the prison, so this was a set up was it? Prison you go to bail is set at $20,000.
I apologise sir, I appear to have been mistaken please accept my sincere condolences and I give you $50 as a way to compensate for your time to spent in prison.
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Post by Admin on Oct 2, 2015 17:09:28 GMT
The man mutters obscenities under his breath, but clambers onto his aged pony and leaves El Paso - likely to never return.
It is unlikely any bandits will pay $20,000 for bail, so to trial the lady must go. A message from a Texas State prosecutor thanks Corbyn for his work and awards him $100 compensation.
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